All blogging and no play, make a lady cray-cray.

All blogging and no play, make a lady cray-cray.

Whatever Vitae

I was born, as all Canadians are, from the great Pool of APOLOGIES which RESEMBLES an ice hole from which I emerged wee and nake-ey, with naught but a hockey puck in hand and naught but a snow cradle to sleep in.

Yes, I love Tim Hortons. Yes, I say “eh.”

I moved to Korea in 2007 and there I stayed for seven UNBELIEVABLE years before falling punch drunk in love with my American hubby, Chris. He talked me into moving to Panama City, Florida where he promptly got me with child. (Only one, but she has enough personality for two).

A lass with sass and a very big…ascot collection.

A lass with sass and a very big…ascot collection.

Courtney, Day 2, 1 lbs 7 ounces

Courtney, Day 2, 1 lbs 7 ounces

 

Abooot

Allegra is mom and wife by day, midnight snacker at….um…well midnight. Most days she can be found can be found sipping on book-club wine (Helloooo Merlot!) and wondering:

How did her cork collection get so large? How much taller can the laundry pile get before toppling over? and if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does the Canadian still apologize? (Yes, yes, they do).

Ok, time to switch P.O.V.

Mainly I can be found wifing, blogging, baking, photoshooting, derping, being a shennanigator [noun: One who instigates shenanigans], making up words, and of course, wine-ing.

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Drama…

Unlike her Mama, (born in the Pool of APOLOGIES), Courtney apparently mistook my va-jay-jay for a flying delorean and decided to be born 3 months ahead of schedule. (Great Scott)! Until it happened to me, I didn’t know babies could be born that early and survive.

Just as we were getting our collective doo-doo together on that front our town was hit by Hurricane Michael.

This blog follows us on our many many (mis)adventures, including the ones above.

May we laugh, may we cry, may we burble, may we balter.

may we put off laundry one more day.

(The pile isn’t THAT big)…