Diary of a Toddler, Entry 1

 
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Run into mommy’s tushy.

Funny!

AGAIN!

Mommy say: Careful!

I careful, but again.

Mommy laugh and laugh.

Bonk! Ha! Ha!

Again I go!

Bonk! Into da tushy!

Mommy say: ok, ok, enuff.

Again!

Mommy move me.

Silly Mommy! I find again!

Bonk!

Mommy tushy squishy squishy.

Love!

Mommy move me. Give me toy.

NO want other TOY. ONLY want TUSHY TOY!

…Why gate up?