James Bond Photoshoot

 

HELLO, MOMMY-PENNY, I’M BOND…BABY BOND!

I CAN’T PIC A FAVORITE - I LOVE THEM ALL: SEAN CONNERY, ROGER MOORE, TIMOTHY DALTON, PIERCE BROSNON, DANIEL CRAIG…ALL DOUBLE-OH-AWESOME IN THEIR OWN WAY! I ALSO LOVE SLAPSTICK VERSIONS OF BOND CHARACTERS, ESPECIALLY DR. EVIL (AND HIS CAT, MR BIGGLESWORTH) FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS MOVIES:

“YOU KNOW I HAVE ONE SIMPLE REQUEST, AND THAT IS TO HAVE SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!”

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I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PRETENDING TO SHOOT A GUN IN THIS PHOTO. THIS PROVES THAT MORE IS MORE IN TERMS OF NUMBER OF PICTURES TAKEN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ONES WILL WORK OUT JUST BY FLUKE!

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I TRY TO INCORPORATE AS MUCH OF OUR OWN STUFF INTO THE DESIGN OF EACH PHOTOSHOOT. FOR ONE THING, I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE COURTNEY AND HER TEDDY ARE PLAYING DRESS-UP (ACTUALLY IT’S OUR TEDDY, WE’VE AGREED TO CO-PARENT), AND SECONDLY IT’S JUST FUNNY TO USE RUBBER NIPPLES AS PROPS AS I DID HERE ON THE GREY WALL. (BET YOU DIDN’T NOTICE)! THE WATER IS MY FAVORITE BLANKET WHICH I GOT AT WALMART, AND THE METERS AND GAUGES ARE PRINTOUTS WITH BABY FOOD LIDS OVER TOP TO LOOK LIKE GLASS. ONCE AGAIN, THE BLUE BLANKET IS BEING USED.