Mum picks up, says: “Time for a diaper change!”
Di-chain – NO!
Is cry to show.
Is kick to show.
No help. Already on change table.
Is a squirming.
Mum says: “Courtney, quit wiggling, I’m trying to change your diaper!”
I wiggles to show I want play more. I roll.
Mum: “Courtney, NO! You’re getting poop everywhere!”
Courtney no cleans, so Courtney no care. Want play!
Mum turns tushy one way, I go other way.
Mum turns tushy other way, I twist back again.
Mum push flat, I arch.
Mum try lift tushy, I make flat.
Finally – So, so finally, new diaper on.
Mum has a sweaty.
Says: “Okay Courtney, you can go play now.”
Only want play. No di-chain. Always takes too long!!